The New York Post has the scoop on Levi Johnston, the soon-to-be-husband to the pregnant daugther of the woman who may become the next vice president of the United States of America. He loves hockey and is pretty good at it: 24 goals in 24 games last season.
On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f---in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s--- and just f---in' chillin' I guess."
"Ya f--- with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."
Levi has a bit of a potty mouth and likes to shoot stuff. Paging Dick Cheney!