Cindy McCain: "Just like any other female human"

The Onion offers a bizarre and hilarious spoof on the potential first lady: "She loves her kids with both her hearts."


Sarah Hepola
October 27, 2008 6:00PM (UTC)

My friend Andy sent me this video with the tease: "I just love this. LOVE LOVE LOVE this." Andy's got a pretty good sense of humor, so I decided to watch it. And you know what? I love this, too.

I hate to pile on Cindy McCain. [Ed. note: No she doesn't.] Lately, Cindy has been looking so brittle and sad, and it's not her fault that her husband is more lost than those poor doomed hipsters in "The Blair Witch Project."

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But the Onion, run by men and women more cold and heartless than I am, spoofs Cindy McCain's  (dare we say? ) somewhat extraterrestrial appearance to offer a twisted and truly bizarre news report, including such deadpan head-scratchers as: "Humans in the larval stage need our help the most."

 

 

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Cindy McCain Claims She's Just Like Any Other Female Human


Sarah Hepola

Sarah Hepola is the author of the New York Times bestselling memoir, "Blackout: Remembering the Things I Drank to Forget."

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