Stop the election, I want to get off

In what is perhaps the clearest sign yet that this campaign has gone on too long and must be stopped as soon as possible, Joe the Plumber may be getting a major record deal. Not only that -- Politico reports that he could be releasing a country album "as early as Inauguration Day."

Repeat after me now, folks: "Only six days left. Only six days left. Only six days left..."