Who's your Founding Father, bitch?

Our YouTube satire of the day likens those "real" Americans' undying love of country to the behavior of an abusive boyfriend. In a funny way!

Sarah Hepola
November 4, 2008 8:35PM (UTC)

And now, your YouTube Election Day satire from Rob Paravonian: "I Love America So Much" is a tongue-in-cheek sendup that manages to equate a die-hard Republican love of country with the obsessiveness of a boyfriend who maybe adores his woman a tad too much. A snippet: "I love America so much, I want to cut off all her hair so no one else will want her. I'll be the only one who cares. I want to hold her so hard that she can't escape my clutch. Some people say I'll hurt her, I'll just say I love America that much."

Funny, and bold.


Sarah Hepola

Sarah Hepola is the author of the New York Times bestselling memoir, "Blackout: Remembering the Things I Drank to Forget."

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