And now, your YouTube Election Day satire from Rob Paravonian: "I Love America So Much" is a tongue-in-cheek sendup that manages to equate a die-hard Republican love of country with the obsessiveness of a boyfriend who maybe adores his woman a tad too much. A snippet: "I love America so much, I want to cut off all her hair so no one else will want her. I'll be the only one who cares. I want to hold her so hard that she can't escape my clutch. Some people say I'll hurt her, I'll just say I love America that much."