"Freshmen don't belong on sidewalks!"

Princeton students stage a satirical Proposition 8 protest.

Published December 9, 2008 4:58PM (EST)

Angry protesters, anthemic folk songs, fists pumping in the air. Yup, the pesky Princeton frosh must be using the sacred sidewalk again. And the upperclassmen are pissed!

"Freshman are a major problem [for] our class," gripes one protester. "And I don't want to have to teach our children non-traditional sidewalk values."

Welcome to the fight for Princeton Proposition 8, a spoof of that other Proposition 8 that so recently passed in California.


By Sarah Hepola

Sarah Hepola is the author of the New York Times bestselling memoir, "Blackout: Remembering the Things I Drank to Forget."

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