On last night's "The O'Reilly Factor," we were introduced to a trinity of awkward: Oprah Winfrey, Bill O'Reilly and Kate Winslet's breasts. It's part of the "Pinhead & Patriot" portion of the show and, well, just read the transcript:
Speaking to actress Kate Winslet about her new movie "The Reader," Oprah Winfrey said this:
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OPRAH WINFREY, TALK SHOW HOST: One of the things I loved about the scenes -- obviously they're very sexually explicit -- but I love the fact that you have real breasts.
KATE WINSLET, ACTRESS: Thank you so much.
WINFREY: I love that you have real breasts. I love that you have real breasts.
WINSLET: Thank you so much.
WINFREY: Because in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do.
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For giving the world something to cheer about, Oprah is a patriot.
There you have it: Kate Winslet's breasts are the equivalent of a super-sized American flag pin. (Nevermind that the actress, and her breasts, are English.)