The president's dog had her own book. So why can't the first lady's biceps have their own blog?
Enter FirstGuns.tumblr.com. No longer content to flex in sleeveless silence, Michelle Obama's arms have come out swinging -- with some pretty muscular media criticism. By addressing, for one, the "uproar" over their alleged cool-weather overexposure ("We didn't notice people having seasonal issues with Cindy McCain wearing turtlenecks and leather blazers all summer but whatever"), "Thunder" (right) and "Lightning" (left) satirically smack down their actualoverexposure, noting that the Chicago Tribune ran five stories on them in five days. Their media training tip: "We suggest a few preacher curls and some journalism classes."