Last night I discovered my 17-year-old son brought a girl to stay the night. To say the least it was unexpected and I don't think I was expected to find out. I found out when I woke up around 4:30 in the morning and went to have a glass of water and found an extra pair of shoes at the door.
I entered my son's room to find a young girl of maybe 16 in his bed. I didn't say anything (I think shock set in for a while) and said to him aloud that I wasn't really sure what to say but would talk with him later on. I didn't kick her out. I had to leave later that morning and my son worked at night so I haven't had a chance to talk to him yet. After thinking about it I've decided that it's not something I'm comfortable with and plan on telling him I don't wish for it to happen again. I also plan on reminding him that he comes from a long line of successful impregnators so he would be wise to keep protection handy.
I'm a fairly liberal parent and give plenty of leeway to my children. I'm a single father as well. My son is an A student who holds down two jobs, and he is going into grade 12 this fall. He's easygoing, ambitious and intelligent. I've never minded him having girlfriends. I expect he will respect my wishes and not bring her again overnight.
Is there something else I should say to him?
There are many things you might say. But first: What is the girl's name and age? Where does she live? What are her parents' names, and their phone number and address? Those are reasonable questions. You may reasonably want to know much more -- what precautions are they taking, how long have they been sexually active together, and how many other partners has your son had? But you need at least to know who the girl is and what her situation is.
Let's hope she is at least 16. Otherwise he may have broken the law. And even if she is 16, in some states, under some combination of circumstances, sexual activity between them might be illegal. For instance, according to the age-of-consent laws linked to in the previous sentence, in New York state, "Sex with a person under 17 is a misdemeanor if the perpetrator is at least 16 (see infra). ('Sexual misconduct,' NY Penal Law § 130.20.)" So if they had sex in the state of New York, he may have committed a misdemeanor. It might not hurt to consult a family lawyer.
That said, might we talk a bit more broadly, and at distinct cross-purposes to what has just been said? For I am about to critique our entire society for doing what I have just done: treating sex first as a problem and second as a gift.
To begin again with an innocent mind cleansed of the obvious, let us ask: Why is sex bad?
We know that sex is not bad per se. Yet we routinely greet the sexual awakening as a problem. We do not celebrate it. It represents for your son a unique rite of passage. Your son is having sex! He must be very happy about that. He is also proud. He may have wanted you to discover him in bed with a girl. No matter what you said, just knowing that you saw him means a lot to him. This is not the pride of callous male conquest. It is rather the pride of discovery and arrival. It is probably something he would like to share, if he could do so safely, with fear neither of ridicule nor of corny congratulations in the gruff, squirm-inducing way of men uneasy with intimacy.
It is too bad that we do not have family rituals for celebrating such a thing. Weddings have metastasized into grotesque spectacles of affluence perhaps in part because they no longer represent the moment of sexual awakening. There ought to be rituals for that, the actual coming-of-age.
Imagine trying to institute such a thing.
The very idea could get you arrested.
And yet I remember well.
I remember the clatter of dishes at dawn, tiptoeing out of a girl's bedroom before the mom noticed. This happened a good bit in high school. And though we knew we had broken rules, we had no consciousness of having done wrong, only that we had done right in contravention of the many unreasonable restrictions imposed on us by ignorant adults. We felt such pleasure and beauty, such happiness and satisfaction! How could the gods not look favorably upon us -- even if adults sought to constrain our desires?
And what were we supposed to do -- emulate the adults around us whose arid, pleasureless lives filled us with dread? We did not wish to emulate a society of adults seemingly locked in a dry, tortured existence. We did not want to learn how to live our lives as they were living theirs. Why would we? What did they have to offer us?
So we defied them, quietly seeking pleasure where we could -- in the darkness, in the early morning hours, in the quiet, air-conditioned rooms of our parents' houses while they slept. We had found something that seemed to fulfill our destiny, ill-understood as it was, and we happily pursued it as though it were our life's calling.
Of course, whatever your experience of sex was as a youth, you now are an adult and responsible for enforcing all the adult rules and so, too, of course you are uncomfortable with the idea of your son having sex because he's your son, after all. Of course it gives you pause. How could it not? Let us count the ways in which the issue is bound to cause you discomfort:
You don't control it. It could have bad consequences. You're probably supposed to stop it. If you don't stop it you may be held up to public censure and private condemnation. You might find yourself with a granddaughter or grandson. You might have to pay for a wedding. You might have to tell the girl to leave. You might have to police your house more vigilantly. You might have to think about your son having sex. You might be troubled by thoughts that seem just plain wrong: You shouldn't be picturing your son having sex. You may find you carry a deep-seated taboo about that. It just plain isn't right. Other things that may happen that you could find yourself worrying about: Your son may come to emotional harm. His girlfriend may come to emotional harm. You may find yourself wanting to console them or fix things you cannot fix. The parents of the girl may call you. You may feel responsible for your son's actions even though you know that properly speaking you cannot be responsible for something you knew nothing about.
And yet in the midst of all this, you might wonder why this beautiful event, which is celebrated in rituals and songs and dances and paintings and sculptures and myth the world over, is cause for such concern.
Sex may bring pregnancy and the threat of disease. There are religious taboos in addition to the many unpleasant repercussions mentioned above. It is an issue for a father to deal with. It is many things. But while you do what must be done, as a father, as an adult, try to take a minute to celebrate this as well. It is also an awakening.
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