Rush Limbaugh's raging anal fixation has once again reared its ugly head. During his radio show Tuesday, the butt-obsessed bomb-thrower launched into a rant about our strategy in Afghanistan and proclaimed that lying is the one "human characteristic" that, ehem, "rubs [him] the rawest." Clearly, his mind was already wandering to that special place when talk turned to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, "who we are led to believe once wanted to join the Marines, or some branch in Chicago, but they wouldn't let her because she was a girl," he said. "And that wasn't the reason! The Army, the Marines do not have uniforms that fit that big an ass!" After a pause, he continued, "And they don't have ... well, never mind." You can hear him rubbing his hands together before blurting out: "They don't have boots that are the right size either" -- OK, whatever that means, Rush. (Anyone out there speak toddler? Translations are welcome.)
Check out the soundbite of insanity below, courtesy of MediaMatters.