Slow scrambled eggs

A dish that's a real gift, and everything you've ever wanted to know about your breakfast scramble


Francis Lam
December 26, 2009 7:01AM (UTC)

"It's the thought that counts." Well, yes, it is, and the best gifts are ones that, more than being fun or beautiful or tight-fitting, are thoughtful. They're the ones that say, "I've been listening to you; I've been thinking about you; I've given my time to you." The surprise cross-country visit when I said I was feeling lonely; the blender I once happened to look twice at in the store; the coffee press koozie a friend learned to knit to make: These are the magical gifts.

So after the celebration and the presents have all been opened, there's time for one more: slow scrambled eggs -- the richest, most luxurious eggs you've ever had.

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Most people don't give scrambled eggs much of a first thought, let alone a second: Heat pan. Stir eggs. Done. But, as James Beard once wrote, "The egg usually comes first in the day's schedule, and also first in the beginning attempts to cook. It takes a rough beating in the process." Eggs scrambled quickly over high heat can be fluffy and wonderful, but easily get weepy, rubbery and dull. Why risk weepy? These are happy times, people!

So the scrambled eggs we're talking about here are a little unusual, but they're awesome: dense and creamy, nearly a custard with a richness so deeply satisfying people often think they're loaded with cheese. But they're not. They're just loaded with love, because the trick is that you have to stand there, stirring them, forever. (OK, so like seven to 10 minutes.) But isn't that a nice way of showing how much you care?

 Slow-scrambled eggs

3 large eggs per person
1 tablespoon butter per person, cut into 1 tablespoon chunks
Salt and pepper to taste

Special-ish equipment:
A heavy nonstick pan
A heat-resistant rubber spatula or a flat spoon
(I don't want to say these are strictly necessary, but ... I don't like to make these without them.)

  1. Take the eggs out of the fridge 15 minutes before cooking, or let them sit in warm tap water for a few minutes. The magic happens in this dish by bringing all the eggs up to the temperature where they turn from liquid to solid (that's what it means to cook eggs, after all) at the same time. The key to that is low heat and constant stirring. But that doesn't mean you can't get a head start by not pouring in freezing-cold eggs.
  2. Crack the eggs into a bowl, give them a solid pinch of salt and a crank of pepper, and beat them with a fork until the yolk and white are well combined, but don't get them all frothy. Froth means you're beating air into them. If you're making fluffy eggs, that air is great -- it expands with heat and puffs the eggs up from the inside. (Ever see scrambled egg recipes that call for a spoonful of water? It'll turn to steam and push outward, which will also expand the eggs.) Taken to the logical extreme, you have the Waffle House omelet, which they make by whipping eggs in a milkshake blender, and a three-egg omelet comes out the size of your torso. I have a real love for the Waffle House, but that massive egg-flavored marshmallow is just gross.
  3. Heat your pan over medium heat and add the butter, swirling, until the foaming just stops. Pour in the eggs and immediately turn down the heat to low. Get stirring. Pick a move: little circles, spirals, zigzags with an occasional swipe around the edge of the pan. Your duty is to make sure that none of the egg on the bottom or creeping up the sides of the pan is getting cooked.
  4. Keep stirring, even though nothing's happening. Well, a little bit is happening. The color is getting a little paler. There will be a little foam bubbling up around the edges. (That air! It's like you're performing an exorcism.) It's hard to give timelines here, because our pans, our eggs, our temperatures are all different, so you'll just have to keep an eye on the eggs, getting acquainted with how they behave in the heat. (For two people, I've done this in about 10 minutes. For four, I've stood there for 20.)
  5. After the foaming, you'll eventually start to see the eggs thicken a bit, looking like a melted milkshake, then a batter. After it's reached the batter stage, you really can't stop stirring. The eggs are so close to hitting the cooking temperature that any pause will let the eggs sitting on the bottom of the pan curdle immediately. Soon, the eggs will look like porridge, and with each passing moment feel thicker, tighter, heavier. Now it's up to you to decide how done they should be. I like to take them right past the porridge point, to where they look like soft polenta. A little less and they'll be runnier, slippery. A little more and they'll be more dense, almost like a spread.
  6. When they're done, get them out of the pan immediately, and serve with a spoon and hot toast. You can serve them like you would -- bacon, hash browns, the whole deal. But for me, these eggs come out so dense, so rich tasting, it's almost too much to serve them with anything else fatty. I like to have them with toast, maybe some roasted vegetables, or some salad. Of course, I could easily be talked into spreading a spoonful of them on an English muffin with ham, a McMuffin for posterity.

Variations:

  1. Fines herbes are classic with eggs, their grassy, oniony, anise-y flavor bright and satisfying. Mince together 4 parts parsley, 3 parts chervil, 2 parts chives, and 1 part tarragon, and add a small pinch per person into the eggs when you beat them.
  2. Now that you get the principle behind slow-scrambling, feel free to mix up the texture however you like. I actually cheat a bit and let the pan get a little hotter in the beginning; when I pour in the eggs, I let the first layer puff and set a little before giving it a twirl with the spatula and getting into the steady stirring -- I actually like the eggs lightened up just a little bit. I guess I'm not as hardcore an evangelist as I might be. 

 


Francis Lam

Francis Lam is Features Editor at Gilt Taste, provides color commentary for the Cooking Channel show Food(ography), and tweets at @francis_lam.

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