Beads will fly at the Saints' Super Bowl Victory Parade today, but breasts will not. The celebration is doubling as a kickoff for Mardi Gras, that infamous orgy of boob-flashing for baubles, and the city has even supplied 1.8 million beads, but New Orleans officials are instructing women to keep their bubbies covered during the globally telecast event. I guess they figure the world isn't ready to take in the city's R-rated revelry (unless, of course, it's via a late-night "Girls Gone Wild" commercial).
Any ladies who let their nips slip face a fine or even jail time. All I have to say is: Good luck to the 600 police officers charged with keeping an eye out for any glimpses of bare flesh in the expected crowd of some 250,000 partiers.