There's really only one fitting way to respond to the Dodge Charger Super Bowl ad, "Man's Last Stand," featuring downtrodden males who have been forced to bend to women's every will: An ego-blistering spoof! Producer MacKenzie Fegan has done just that, mimicking the style and format of the spot to a T -- only, it stars women. Instead of men dejectedly promising to "take your call," "put the seat down" and "carry your lip balm," the parody gives voice to some stereotypical female complaints:
I will eat half a grapefruit for breakfast. I will get the kids ready for school ... I will make 75 cents for every dollar you make doing the same job. I will assert myself and get called a bitch ... I will put my career on hold to raise your child. I will diet, botox and wax -- everything ... I will elect male politicians who make decisions about my body ... I will watch Super Bowl commercials that depict men as emasculated and oppressed, and I will feel so fucking sorry for you.