Prepare to have your day made, people. Today, the Sundance Channel premiered the sequel to Isabella Rossellini's quirky hit "Green Porno," and it is just as bizarre, hilarious and educational as the original. "Seduce Me" has Rossellini act out the courtships of all sorts of critters with charming costumes and construction paper puppets. The five two-minute clips, which feature fascinating anecdotes about everything from garter snakes' "chastity belts" to bed bugs' knife-like penises, are sure to make you fall back in love with either the Italian actress or this wacky world we live in -- or both.
I've embedded the promo below, but the full series is available online. Trust me, you do not want to miss seeing Rossellini having her costumed head humped by a duck.