Monday link dump: Snake attack

Look, I don't have any proof, but I don't think this anecdote is true: "George Will recalled that [J.D. Hayworth] jogged wearing a T-shirt that read, 'If two teenagers can procreate in the back seat of a Volkswagen, why does a spotted owl need 2,000 acres?'" That is just a lot to fit on a T-shirt.
Minnesota state Sen. Tarryl Clark is now the sole Democratic challenger to Michele Bachmann.
But the New York GOP can't unite around one challenger to Kirsten Gillibrand.
How did you celebrate Bilderberg weekend? Did you secretly rule the world?
Here is a story about yet another "Tea Party candidate" who did a crazy thing. This one called 911 because someone (her political opponents, I mean) put a snake in her pool.

J.D. Hayworth's long T-shirt slogan, Michele Bachmann's opponent, the Bilderbergs, and snakes