Because we usually operate under the assumption that anything Tucker Carlson's Daily Carlson can do, we can do better, we're proud to announce the official TuckerCarlson.net e-mail address giveaway challenge.
We're prepared to give away 25 @tuckercarlson.net e-mail addresses to the people who come up with the funniest and most creative usernames. Like MakingAMensRoomPass@tuckercarlson.net. Or ReplacedByTheEdShow@tuckercarlson.net. Something like that. (Only, you know, funnier!)
Send your ideas to firstname.lastname@example.org and we shall select the winners on Monday.