All the gossip and feverish Google searches have finally paid off: Eva Mendes just released her sex tape, TMZ reports exclusively. Ask and thou shall receive, perverts!
As you can see from the video still above, it features some Hilton-esque night-vision footage, but it's hardly derivative. In fact, I would call it an innovative entrant to the genre. In the preview below, she promises that it's the "nastiest," "dirtiest" celebrity sex tape ever. I'm not so sure about that, but I will say that it is hands-down the best one I've ever seen.