After the Obama Administration last month decided to scrap the color-coded terrorism threat level chart, you knew another easily mockable Orwellian security warning system couldn't be far off.
On cue, the Department of Homeland Security is rolling out a security video starring DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano that will be played on a constant loop at checkout counters at hundreds of Walmarts around the country.
Napolitano tells Walmart shoppers to inform the police or a Walmart manger if they see something suspicious "in the parking lot or in the store." This does appear to be a real thing:
The full DHS press release is here.