Your best grilled cheese sandwiches

Your momma didn't make them like this, unless your momma used jam, ham, olives or onions, and knew Andy Warhol

Salon Staff
January 18, 2011 10:01PM (UTC)

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This week, we asked for your best grilled cheeses.



A basic sandwich, an earth-shaking story by Lisa Barlow: Yes, Lisa lays out everything you need to know to make a pitch-perfect grilled cheese -- grate the cheese (if you're not using the pre-wrapped slice kind), butter the bread, not the pan, etc. But the real reason you need to read this is ... Andy Warhol. Andy Warhol sightings, punk rock, despicable scenesters, Polaroids, grilled cheese and Campbell's tomato soup, of course.



Fancy pants grilled cheese by Trish O'Rourke: Growing up the daughter of a deli owner can severely limit your childhood exposure to the last-minute pleasures of a standard grilled cheese, so Trish does her dad proud with this exotic concoction: two cheeses, ham, mustards, apple slices, caramelized onions and guava jam. Thanks, Pops!

Welsh rarebit, by Linda Shiue: If the point of a grilled cheese is to get the gooey, crisp and creamy together, why not do it Welsh style, with a rich cheese cream sauce broiled on toast?

My best friend's grilled cheese (with olives and sun-dried tomatoes) by TG Within: "Aw, mom, can't we ever just have Velveeta and normal bread?" TG's friend whined. "Plastic isn't edible or digestible," his mom would say. "And you're not NORMAL." So this unnormal grilled cheese uses cheddar and mozzarella, with chopped olives and sun-dried tomatoes tucked in. Weirdos rule!



Grilled Mac 'n' Cheese by Robin Sneed: Somewhere, the people who brought you the grilled cheese stuffed with fried mozzarella sticks are kicking themselves for not imagining this one -- crisp buttered toast filled with double-cheesed Kraft mac 'n' cheese. This is kind of amazing, and it should it be noted that it was invented by a 10-year-old.


OMG! OMG! GRILLED CHEESE VIRGIN MARY SIGHTING by I Am Surly: Need we say more? Click through to see a miracle.

Gruyere, pimento cheese and red pepper marmalade by Vivian Henoch: Be still our beating hearts!

The noble Monte Cristo, by Theresa Rice: We have to admit that the Monte Cristo, a ham-and-cheese sandwich dipped into egg batter, griddled and served with powdered sugar and jam, feels to us a little like a bridge too far to the realm of breakfast-or-lunch confusion. But if you're into that kind of thing, let Theresa be your guide.


Onion grilled cheese, slightly smushed by Ingrid Carlson: For when taste trumps breath, Ingrid's brilliant addition of thin slices of raw sweet onion between the slices adds intrigue.

With bacon and pickles by Paul Hinrichs: Food, as he says, for the dark night of the soul, especially if your soul owns one of those panini presses that only ever get bought as well-meaning impulse buys.

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This past Saturday, watching glory be bestowed upon the Green Bay Packers (sorry, Falcons fans), bratwursts on my plate and cold beer in the fridge, I thought, "I could live like this forever. Or at least another couple of weekends." And so the next night, too, I had people over for playoff football, and served them brats and beer. Just like the week before, with mustardy hot dogs. And just like next week.

Yes, playoff football season is beer and encased meat season, but I can (kind of, sort of, if I really try hard to use my imagination) understand if people are set of the same-old same-old bun/tubesteak/drink combination. So this week, won't you help those poor people out? Come up with a dish that uses either beer or sausages (bonus points if it uses both!) that will excite their game-worn taste buds once again.

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