Remember the first time you heard the term "cat burgler" and imagined a malicious feline pilfering all your valuables? Then mom told you to stop being so literal and drink your apple juice. It stung, didn't it? Well now you can rest easy, vindicated with the knowledge that it actually does happen. The following video is a report from ABC affiliate KGO-TV in San Francisco. The cat in question has stolen an estimated 600 items.
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