This Sunday, millions of people around the world will be gathering around their TV screens to watch the Academy Awards. Yes, of course: the yearly Oscar broadcast is long and slow and crass, and more about commerce than art -- and dear God, those musical numbers!
But sometimes they're also infuriating. And hilarious. And wonderful.
Here are our picks for the ten greatest moments since the network TV started broadcasting the Academy Awards in 1952. Please add your own in the Letters section.