Today's New York Daily News front page, and a headline from page 4
American paper offers mixed message on radiation threat
Whatever you do, either do or do not panic
March 16, 2011 9:30PM (UTC)
The New York Daily News says PANIC!!
Or... don't! I dunno! It's entirely up to you!
Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at email@example.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene