If you were wondering when contemporary literary giants would get around to weighing in on this week’s pop culture calamity — the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce — it seems you weren’t alone.
Last night, Twitter user @CatNyugen forthrightly asked enthusiastic Twitterer Salman Rushdie: “hey, why are you talking about literature and art, don’t you know there’s Kim Kardashian gossip to attend to?”
“OK, I will rise to the challenge and offer my once-only, never-to-be-repeated Kim #Kardashian Limerick,” Rushdie sportingly replied. And so he did!
The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian
her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?
But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.
