A Chick-fil-A in Anderson, S.C., January 21, 2012. (Reuters/Eric Thayer)

Dumb tweets of the day

Pondering Chick-fil-A after the chain said it supported “the biblical definition of the family unit"

Personal low: Walked into a pole while I was arguing about Chick-Fil-A with a redneck dude on FB.

— molly (@Molly_Kats) August 3, 2012

If my local Chick Fil A knew what I did in their bathroom in 1987 they would close for a week.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) August 3, 2012

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