I’ll run like I’m Usain Bolt for a Big Mac.
— Barbie Bitch (@MixedGirlBarbie) August 9, 2012
How did Usain Bolt become a fast runner? Cos he’d think people were saying “Usain, bolt!”, so he’d run, building muscle and interest. Plz RT
— Brian Limond (@DaftLimmy) August 9, 2012
Usain Bolt walks into a bar, orders his drink and leaves before I’m able to come up with a joke because he’s too quick—
— Visual Idiot (@idiot) August 9, 2012
