In honor of The Onion's Kindle release of "The President of Vice: Autobiography of Joe Biden," the fake news site hosted a Reddit AMA starring the one and only "Diamond" Joe Biden, the vice president's sleazy, womanizing, Trans Am–loving alter-ego:
"Diamond" Joe Biden wrote on Reddit:
You are welcome to ask me anything about the book, how to round up tail and make them wail, my Trans Am, things you can make into a pipe, Barack, or where we can hook up later if you're a smokin' hot mamacita.
I'm fairly hammered right now so I'll try to answer as many of your questions as I can before I pass out. I don't know what other crap I'm supposed to type here. Please buy this book or some real rough dudes are gonna hurt Joe real bad. Until then, grab a brewski and enjoy the ride.
And then real magic happened. Moments after The Onion went live with the Q&A session, the real Joe Biden upstaged "Diamond," asking him to check out Biden's corvette, rendering the Internet speechless: