Jack Donaghy's Wheel of Domination

There is no problem "30 Rock's" memorable boss can't solve


Prachi Gupta
February 1, 2013 7:05PM (UTC)

There is no problem that "30 Rock" boss Jack Donaghy cannot solve totally dominate. During last night's series finale, he presented his team with the Six Sigma Wheel of Domination. “It’s a motivational tool I used back at GE," he said. "And it will be replacing Kabletown’s kitten in spaghetti."

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Donaghy's plan to dominate includes:

Innovation: Upwards Revenue Stream Dynamics

Synergism: Golf (A), Recapitalized Integration (C), Synergized Mindshare XXXs (D)

Vertical Integration: Leveraged Disintermediation Paradigms (A), Synergized Backward Overflow (B)

Horizontal Integration: Handshakefulness (A), Bladarian Frankles (B)

Diagonal Integration: Correlations

Brand Penetration: Brutality (A), Insight (B)

Diversification: Correlation of Overseas Earning Report (A), Teamwork

Eficationication: Finular Analysis

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He later realized he could dominate happiness, too:


Prachi Gupta

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com.

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