Salon’s poet army takes on DOMA and the Higgs Boson
It’s now known there’s a boson named Higgs,
That creates both electrons and pigs.
So it really does matter,
How particles scatter.
Some by zags, yet still others by zigs.
Marilyn Hewitt
Media, Pa.
A justice named Antonin Scalia,
Was vexed by the very idea,
That gays want to wed,
“It’s unchristian,” he said.
But that actually sounds like Sharia.
Mike Moulton
Gainesville, Fla.
Though a mister and a mister want to marry,
DOMA made it incendiary.
If a miss and a miss,
Tie the knot with a kiss,
No one’s shocked (except maybe Rick Perry).
Shirley Stuart
Berkeley, Calif.
Next week we’ll try something different. Stay tuned!
