On Saturday Night Live, Kim Jong Un (played by Bobby Moynihan) made two major announcements. First, the reopening of North Korea's nuclear facility to enable the ("glorious") production of nuclear weapons. Secondly, the Supreme Leader has decided to lift the country's ban on same sex marriage -- having seen the unhappiness of his gay nephew (since executed, not for homosexuality, but for hosting a weekly book group). Watch below:
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