Tired of driving to get gas? As the residents of Mayflower, AR, have learned, ExxonMobil is revolutionizing the way fuel gets to you through "lawn immersion systems, or 'pipelines'" Watch:
Exxon's Arkansas spill, perfectly lampooned
"Exxon has revolutionized the way fuel gets to you... We'll pump that s**t right down your driveway"
Published April 9, 2013 6:58PM (EDT)
By Natasha Lennard
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