Despite her apology, the Food Network is ridding itself of Paula Deen by the end of the month. Come July, the celebrity chef is going to have a lot of time on her hands -- perhaps she will reflect on this fiasco by making some Sambo Burgers and reminiscing about her childhood. But with her entire cooking empire at stake, what will Deen do next?
One option for celebrities who have fallen so far from grace, of course, is reality TV. But what show would be a fit for her? A few ideas -- TV producers take note:
The Amazing White Race
So You Think You Can Discriminate?
America's Next Top Racist
White American Idol
Color Blind Date
Better yet: let's make her a Fox News correspondent.
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