The Royal Baby is finally here, but the name of the son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has not yet been revealed. For better or worse (worse), this means there is still ample opportunity for baby name jokes. Okay, fine...some of them are less than terrible:
Possibly the only funny coverage of the Royal Baby comes from none other than the Onion.
Here's some of their developing stories from today:
But obsession with the Royal Baby is old hat, now -- the rest of the Internet has moved on to the town crier. His hat is way cooler.