10 trolly stories Thought Catalog could write next

The website has defended blackface and whiny rich kids. Here are some future story ideas


Prachi Gupta
November 2, 2013 7:00PM (UTC)

Internet publication Thought Catalog has become the premier destination for all things Millennial, boldly revealing secrets of 20-somethings, like the fact that women like to poop together, apparently, and that it's tough to be rich kids. Most recently, the trolliest of Internet publications became a staunch defender of blackface. Inspired by Thought Catalog's insatiable appetite for clickbait, here are 10 stories that would fit right in with its usual content:

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Prachi Gupta

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com.

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