10 trolly stories Thought Catalog could write next

The website has defended blackface and whiny rich kids. Here are some future story ideas

By Prachi Gupta

Published November 2, 2013 3:00PM (EDT)

Internet publication Thought Catalog has become the premier destination for all things Millennial, boldly revealing secrets of 20-somethings, like the fact that women like to poop together, apparently, and that it's tough to be rich kids. Most recently, the trolliest of Internet publications became a staunch defender of blackface. Inspired by Thought Catalog's insatiable appetite for clickbait, here are 10 stories that would fit right in with its usual content:

What The Earth’s Seasonal Tilt Towards The Sun Says About You

5 Easy Ways To Nab A Significant Other By Eating Only Peanut Butter

Why It’s Actually Great To Go To Jail For A Crime You Didn’t Commit

What The Outcome Of The Franco-Prussian War Says About You

A Broad, Overreaching And Totally Unsubstantiated Statement About 20-Somethings

Why Misogyny In The Workplace Is A Good Thing For Women

A List of Unsolicited Advice From A Bunch Of People Who Freely Admit They're Idiots

10 Pieces Of Unconventional Wisdom That Are Actually Just Stupid

7 Ways Millennials Are Like Pine Cones

5 Tips About Just, Like, Whatever, Man

Prachi Gupta

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com.

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