To live a meaningful and fulfilling life in today's busy world, it's important to set goals for yourself.
Like: hitting the gym, learning a new language, traveling abroad...or brutally murdering an entire gang of violent criminals.
Yet while losing some weight or broadening your mental horizons require some bit of foresight and planning, the effort required to self-improve pales in comparison to what it takes if you're going to add a human head to your collection of "trophies."
That takes real work.
So give it up to Melissa McCarthy, who proved on "Saturday Night Live" that she's dedicated enough to make her dreams of carnage a reality...no matter what.
Check out the video below, via NBC: