Alex Jones calls Michelle Obama "first tranny"

The conspiracy theorist and radio host argues the first lady is a man and that, therefore, the president is gay

Published July 10, 2014 4:31PM (EDT)

In either a truly embarrassing attempt at humor or yet another display of the inner workings of his profoundly imbalanced and unpleasant mind, radio star and conspiracy theory enthusiast Alex Jones announced on Thursday that comedienne Joan Rivers was right to call President Obama the first gay president, because first lady Michelle Obama is a "tranny."

"Well, Joan Rivers talked about it the other day, and now it’s an international news story,” Jones said on-air. “The question is, ‘Who is Michelle Obama? Is she really a woman? Is she a man?’”

Jones went on to say he was "not drawing any conclusions" but that "it’s fair to question anything and everything this administration says" because no other administration in American history has "been caught with such a perfect record of everything they say and do being a lie or a fraud."

Because the Obama administration is so dishonest, Jones concluded — what with its refusal to acknowledge chem trails, and how 9/11 was an inside job, and FEMA concentration camps, and Agenda 21, and the lizard-men who are secretly trying to harvest our precious bodily fluids — it is entirely understandable that "the public doesn’t believe anything they’re saying."

"[E]specially," Jones added, "when every time I look at ‘Michelle’ or ‘Michael’ Obama — the first lady, or first tranny — something doesn’t look right.”

Jones added that Michelle Obama "doesn’t look like any black woman I’ve ever known" and criticized her for having "shoulders that are wider than a man’s, which physiologically doesn’t happen."

"You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders," Dr. Jones noted. "That’s a known anatomy."

Jones did not blame Obama herself for her wide shoulders, however, arguing instead that it was a result of a chemically induced mutation. “For me,” Jones said, “this really isn’t just a laughing matter. It’s not just the sexuality, but the very genetics of the human species across the board is being manipulated."

Jones then began to talk about the "small percentage ... of men who identify as females and females who identify as males," saying that he does not "judge that" but is "just sick of the societal obsession with it." He described the obsession as an example of "the force-feeding of all of this culturally, to reduce population and break up the family."

If you follow this link to the Raw Story, you can watch video of Jones' sermon on Michelle Obama's sexuality. Alternatively, you could watch these two fantastic videos of Alex Jones being a totally ridiculous clown of a human being that no one should listen to except for laughs. Your call.

By Elias Isquith

Elias Isquith is a former Salon staff writer.

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