Fox News' "Outnumbered" thinks domestic violence is hilarious and charming

Guest host Charles Payne wore cufflinks emblazoned with a violent scene. His female co-hosts loved it!

Published July 11, 2014 6:40PM (EDT)

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Fox News' "Outnumbered" is a show that -- as far as I can tell -- spends a lot of time talking about how sexual assault against men and boys is not that big of a deal. The general premise seems to be to invite one man on to say horrible things, and then the female hosts respond by also saying horrible things or gently chastising the man without actually taking issue with any of the horrible things he has said. This week, the man invited on to say horrible things was Fox News business contributor Charles Payne, and the women there to also say horrible things or gently chastise him were Sandra Smith, Harris Faulkner, Kirsten Powers and Jedediah Bila.

To mark the occasion of being surrounded by women, Payne wore a pair of cufflinks emblazoned with a scene of domestic violence. He thought this was pretty funny and charming, and the women of "Outnumbered" seemed to agree. There was a lot of laughter all around.

"Hey, by the way Charles, we forgot to point out something. I just caught the bling on your cufflinks! What are the cufflinks, by the way?" said Smith.

"This is a caveman dragging a woman with one club in one hand an the woman in the other hand," Payne replied with a laugh.

"What are you trying to say, Charles?" went the response, again with a laugh.

"All I'm trying to say is I am intimidated by you guys, and I had to overcompensate," he said.

"Is that a drumstick or a club?" Faulkner asked by way of clarification.

"A club," Payne pointed out.

Everyone laughed some more. And scene.

I mean, let's look at this exchange one more time, because this was basically what happened:

Woman: Hey is that a man dragging a woman by her hair on your cufflinks?

Man: Why yes it is!

Woman: I find your domestic violence cufflinks to be charming!

Man: I wore it because it expresses my feeling that being on a show with four female co-hosts is threatening to me in the same way that being violently assaulted and dragged by my hair would be if I were a woman!

Woman: What weapon is the man using against that woman?

Man: The man is using a blunt object that I think is a club against the woman!

Woman and Man, together: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It's just plain gross to laugh about domestic violence, it's also perplexing that this is happening on an afternoon puff news show. One would think that jokes about violence against women wouldn't go down that well with lunchtime viewers. But neither should jokes about teenage boys delighting in sexual assault, but that hasn't stopped "Outnumbered" from going there, too.

h/t Media Matters

By Katie McDonough

Katie McDonough is Salon's politics writer, focusing on gender, sexuality and reproductive justice. Follow her on Twitter @kmcdonovgh or email her at

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