Dear Irish people,
Some of you recently tasted "American" snacks in the below video. You were not impressed. You said mean things like, "Why didn't you warn me?" and "Very disappointing," and "No! No! No!" We just wanted to let you know that maybe some of us had Froot Loops every year on our birthday growing up and that we don't appreciate your smug European attitude. But also, please don't judge us. We don't really like Jolly Ranchers and Kool Aid and Tootsie Rolls; we just eat them because we've been brainwashed!
P.S. America has better food like hamburgers and hot dogs!