Conservatives celebrate election blowout (because everything is horrible)

"Americans just won back control of America." Ugh.

Published November 5, 2014 7:59AM (EST)

Ted Cruz, Ann Coulter                     (Reuters/Jason Reed/Jeff Malet, montage by Salon)
Ted Cruz, Ann Coulter (Reuters/Jason Reed/Jeff Malet, montage by Salon)

If you're a Democrat, tonight was probably not a very good night for you. And if you're here, you're probably looking to drown your sorrows in even deeper sorrows, because you are a masochist. It would be better just to look away. But you won't.

Ted Cruz

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Ben Shapiro

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Erick Erickson

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Ann Coulter

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Ross Douthat

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Patrick Ruffini

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Jonah Goldberg

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Daniel Foster

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Kevin Williamson

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The Washington Free Beacon

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And here is RNC Chairman Reince Priebus smiling on "The Daily Show," because, again, everything is horrible:

By Salon Staff

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