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Here are Hillary's secret emails: Lindsey Graham and John Kerry won't like this

Turns out Hillary Clinton had a Yahoo account -- and gets pestered by LinkedIn just like everyone else


Colin McEnroe
March 4, 2015 12:27AM (UTC)

To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: john.kerry@statedept.gov

Did you get my previous email? I know you’re really busy. I don’t know how you fit it all in.

My question had to do with several double-encrypted files on the computer here in the office. We can’t open them, and rather than having a tech work on this for a month, maybe you could just give us the key.  The files in question are MAUREENDOWDASSASSINATIONPLAN, GifsOFASSADTWERKING, and HOWTOANNEXCANADA.

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From:  Angie@moneytips.com

My friend and her husband were “dead broke” when they left his last job. But my buddy Ian show them his Hidden Cash Flow Deals Blueprint. This ARE a $97. value you get 100% Free. He also throwing in his free training class
where he pull back the curtain on How to made $93,161.88 per deal and $6412/mo  passive income.

P.S. I don’t know how much why he can offer it for free. Grab now or you’ll be sitting on your butt doing nothing come 2017.

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From:  Lindsey@lindseygraham.com

I can see the dress both ways! I see it as white and gold, but then I just close my eyes really hard and open them again and it’s blue and black. I’ve been looking at the dress all day. I’m kind of this AWESOME dress man!

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: Rand.Paul@livefreeordiealliance.org.

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: Joe.Biden@vicepresident.gov

Jill and I loved bumping into you yesterday at that thing! You looked a little down, like maybe you needed a big hug. Or a back-rub. I totally would have given you a back-rub but you-know-whobama’s people are over me not to be my natural self. L L L!

Keep your chin up, honey. My grandfather used to say; “Fuck those assholes before they fuck you back.” He wasn’t an educated man. In fact, in retrospect, I think he was in the throes of profound dementia. We didn’t have words for that then. But he had a kind of hardscrabble wisdom that stays with me today.

P.S. Jill said to say she loved that pantsuit! Chico’s?

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From:  Anthony@weinerconsulting.com

Do not open this attachment if anyone is around! Especially Huma. NSFW!!!!!

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From:  info@chicos.com

Midwinter sale for our favorite customers! 20% off on our Chic City Pantsuit, also available in petites, tall and Iron Lady.  Also deep discounts on our popular Spanx for the Memories collection.

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: Rand.Paul@livefreeordiealliance.org.

I'd REALLY like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. How come nobody writes back?

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: matt.weiner@lionsgate.com

Thanks so much for your email. I was tickled to learn that you were a big fan of “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” but just to be clear, I only wrote one episode.

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It breaks my heart to tell you that the final season on “Mad Men” is already in the can. Had it come up sooner, I would have seriously considered your proposal to do a cameo as “a mysterious woman Don Draper meets on the Washington shuttle.” I especially appreciated your willingness to “do whatever the part requires in terms of the make-out scene.”  I saw you cry in New Hampshire, so I know you can act!

p.s. Maybe that came out wrong.

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: noreply@facebook.com

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To: WrongedWoman98@yahoo.com
From: Bill@clintonfoundation.org

I’ve got a speech in a few hours at the Bohemian Grove, and I came up with this opener. “I miss Mr. Spock. How will we ever replace a guy who’s the son of a mixed-race marriage and is totally out of touch with his emotions? Come to think of it, that’s pretty much the basic question for the 2016 election.” Boom!

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Colin McEnroe

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