Rand Paul's hilariously tendentious suggestion that the solution to systemic racism is cutting taxes on businesses is not the most asinine racial commentary the Kentucky senator's ever made -- in fact, it's not even close.
"It’s not all about race relations," he told CNN, "it’s about controlling property, ultimately." The more important issue, Rand argued in the most poorly worded way possible, is "whether or not you control your property." He wasn't referring to human chattel, though, just the fact that "I can't have a cigar bar any more," because Big Government "tells you, come in here I want to know the calorie count on that, and the calorie Nazis come in here and tell me" what he can and can't serve at his cigar bar.
In a 2010 interview with Rachel Maddow, Paul said that "there are ten different titles to the Civil Rights Act and nine of ten deal with public institutions and one that deals with private institutions, and had I been around I would have tried to modify that." When Maddow pressed him as to whether he believes businesses should have the right to turn away black patrons, he avoided the question, saying that a free country should tolerate "boorish and uncivilized" speech, as if that was relevant.
During a speech at the historically black Howard University, Paul modified his already "modified" position and said that anyone who believes what he said he believed in those interviews is "mischaracterizing" his position. "I've never been against the Civil Rights Act, ever, and I continue to be for the Civil Rights Act as well as the Voting Rights Act," he said, before qualifying his unqualified support by adding, "I do question some of the ramifications and the extensions but I never questioned the Civil Rights Act and never came out in opposition to the Civil Rights Act or ever introduced anything to alter the Civil Rights Act."
That speech at Howard failed on a number of fronts. In addition to not convincing anyone that he doesn't believe what he's always said about the Civil Rights Act of 1964, Paul claimed that the students should love the Grand Old Party, as it's always been a friend to African-Americans. "he story of emancipation, voting rights and citizenship, from Fredrick Douglass until the modern civil rights era, is in fact the history of the Republican Party," he said, before reminding them of a number of other things they already knew.
In a before the Hispanic Chamber of Congress, Paul spoke lovingly of the "passion" and "romance" of "Latin culture," which for him is represented by Pablo Neruda's poem "Si tu me Olvidas." After reading the poem, in Spanish, Paul asked "How can we not embrace such passion? How can we not want that culture to merge and infuse the American spirit? They are not called the romance languages for no reason." Not that he's one to pander in stereotypes, mind you.