Amy Schumer shreds your Disney Princess dreams in hilarious new sketch

In her newest sketch, Amy Schumer gets to live out every little girl’s dream of becoming a Disney princess, and all the perks that come with it: An arranged marriage with your cousin when you’re fourteen, constant threats of beheading, and the fact that “incubating a male prince is literally your only role.” (Then again, princesses do get to spend a lot of time hanging with Tim Gunn, which any “Project Runway” fan will tell you is a huge perk). Watch below: