Tim Patch, a British artist living in Australia, has been painting exclusively with his penis, testicles and buttocks for several years now. Pricasso, as he’s known in professional circles, has recently been invited to perform at London’s Sexpo this November. It will be the first time he’s had the opportunity to showcase his work in his home country. Though portraits are his specialty, Patch also dabbles in pottery and poetry, having created thoughtful verses like “Blow Up Doll” and “Sex Change.”
As expected, Patch is a bit of an eccentric. On his official site, you can find photos of him stark nude, save a pair of bright, hightop boots and a top hat to match. He also has a permanent tattoo of his website on his upper back.
When he’s not participating in major lifestyle exhibitions, Patch is available for private parties, club performances and most other events (kid's birthday parties are probably off the table). “You can hire me…for the same cost as a stripper but when I leave you will have as many portraits as you want with their own DVD of them being painted. I will also travel, just buy me a flight and I'll be there and can easily paint 20 portraits per day,” he writes on his site.