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Matt Oswalt for the win: Patton’s brother was the comedian you needed to follow during #GOPDebate

Forget about anyone declaring Marco Rubio victorious. Patton's brother, Matt Oswalt, won last night's debate

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Patton Oswalt, of course, knocked it out of the park again during last night’s debate. But Patton’s brother, Matt Oswalt, nabbed the #GOPDebate MVP trophy.

The YouTube comedian is naturally cut from the same cloth as his brother, but does things a little more raunchily.

His biggest target: the fine folks at CNBC:

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Ted Cruz escaped with all but his manhood:

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We probably won’t catch “MARCO” this fall, but we’ll pretend we did in a decade when it’s deemed a cult classic.

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The Don was given uncharacteristically short shrift:

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While Kasich was given uncharacteristically long shrift:

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And to sum it all up:

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By Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.


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