Jesus reads Donald Trump and Ted Cruz: Jimmy Kimmel just topped Mean Tweets

"You don't stop bad guys by taking away our guns. You stop bad guys by using our guns!" Thus sayeth the Lord


Sarah Burris
February 3, 2016 5:14PM (UTC)

Ever watch the GOP candidates and blurt out "Oh, Jesus Christ!" Well, thanks to Tuesday night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live", you can actually see what it would look and sound like if Jesus Christ said some of the things the candidates said.

Phrases include:

"You don't lock your doors at night to protect people on the outside. You do it to protect people on the inside."

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"The fact is, we need appropriate vetting, and I don't think that orphans under five should be admitted into the United States."

"You don't stop bad guys by taking away our guns. You stop bad guys by using our guns!"

Watch the weirdness below:

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