Jeb Bush is "totally getting his ass handed to him": Samantha Bee show mocks former GOP front-runner in New Hampshire

Jeb's "a normal thing that wouldn't be fantastic if you could choose any drink, but it's a solid drink to have"

Published February 9, 2016 12:22PM (EST)

  (Reuters/Brian Snyder)
(Reuters/Brian Snyder)

Former “Daily Show” correspondent, Samantha Bee debuted her new weekly TBS show, “Full Frontal,” Monday night.

Among the premiere’s segments was “Jeb?: Ein Film Fur Full Frontal,” a short film chronicling the halfhearted New Hampshire campaigning efforts of 2016’s most underwhelming GOP candidate.

The short film's narrator calls Bush "this candidate who should be winning, but is instead totally getting his ass handed to him by an oddly-tinted compilation of psychiatric symptoms (Trump, of course) and by a man who seemed like he would lecture a starving kitten on personal responsibility, and then deport that kitten and his family (Cruz)."

New Hampshire interviewees compare Jeb! to a glass of milk ("just a normal thing that wouldn't be fantastic if you could choose any drink, but it's a solid drink to have") and tell Bush, "I'd wanna kick you in the balls."

Watch the full short from Bee's debut below:


By Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.

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