"Daily Show" host Trevor Noah last night gave play-by-play commentary of Saturday's GOP debate in New Hampshire.
"That must have been the weirdest bar fight I've ever seen in my life," Noah said of the eminent domain spat between Trump and Jeb Bush. And when Trump decided to take on the booing "donors and special interests" in the audience:
You understand how crazy Donald Trump is? Jeb Bush was like, 'Fight me, fight me.' And then Trump was like, 'No, I need a challenge.' And then he proceeded to fight the audience, the entire audience. If that's not presidential, I don't know what is.
Other candidates to suffer the utterly charming wrath of Noah's "Hampshire Games" included Marco "baby-faced thirst quencher" Rubio, Chris "bridge-blocking bully" Christie, and Ben Carson, who Noah says could provide a model for Rubio in the future:
Next time there's a debate, take a moment and think about not coming out. But for now, go home, get some fresh clothes because, let's be honest, you just shit your pants.
Watch Noah's full analysis of the GOP debate below: