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Tonight’s Republican debate is 4 minutes old and Patton Oswalt already won it, repeatedly

"Ewwww, Cruz just said, 'Welcome to Texas' like he'd just pulled his dick out. #GOPDebate"

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Patton Oswalt is live-tweeting tonight’s Republican debate and — needless to say — is winning the Internet in the process of doing so. Points!

By Scott Eric Kaufman


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