Tonight's Republican debate is 4 minutes old and Patton Oswalt already won it, repeatedly

"Ewwww, Cruz just said, 'Welcome to Texas' like he'd just pulled his dick out. #GOPDebate"

By Scott Eric Kaufman
February 26, 2016 6:52AM (UTC)
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Patton Oswalt is live-tweeting tonight's Republican debate and -- needless to say -- is winning the Internet in the process of doing so. Points!

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