“Has anyone called his campaign a Trumpster fire yet?”: Despite some early hope, it turns out Marco Rubio’s the only one who still thinks he can win

Marco Rubio is still convinced that he can stack all these second- and third-place finishes into enough delegates to win the Republican nomination, math be damned — but denizens of Twitter aren’t convinced that he can stop the beastly momentum of Donald Trump:

Little Rubio,, acting like he won something,,,,, lololo, he's not sweating so bad, he must have got some HELP

— James Talley (@landotalley50) March 2, 2016

Simplest solution would be to create a virtual reality universe where Rubio wins Primaries & have GOP pundits go there full-time.

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 2, 2016

Crowd at Rubio speech right now, strong argument that people can overcome profound depression by force of will rather than SSRIs.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 2, 2016

Maybe Marco Rubio can be president of the Republican elite.

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 2, 2016

Rubio’s so delusional, even the loathsome Ben Shapiro and Ann Coulter can make valid points:

I have won as many states as Marco Rubio. I have all the momentum.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 2, 2016

So far, Marco Rubio has won precisely the same number of GOP primaries all year as Evander Holyfield.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) March 2, 2016