Twitter just lost its God damned mind over Ted #CruzSexScandal-mongering

Sure, it's enough to put you off sex forever, but it's news, and needs to be reported

Published March 25, 2016 12:43PM (EDT)

Ted Cruz (AP/Matt Rourke)
Ted Cruz (AP/Matt Rourke)

The National Enquirer is reporting that Texas Senator Ted Cruz has had affairs with at least five different women -- one of whom, according to its photo spread, is Donald Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson:

Of course, the source of these allegations would be enough to convince most political commentators to bite their tongues, but Twitter is full of political commentators for whom the description "most" simply isn't apropos, so not surprisingly, its denizens became hilariously apoplectic:

Of course, there can be truth buried in rumors:

Not that there isn't a bright side, mind you:

By Scott Eric Kaufman

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