Republican presidential candidate, Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, pauses while speaking at his South Carolina primary night rally at the South Carolina State Fairgrounds in Columbia, S.C., Saturday, Feb. 20, 2016. (AP Photo/ ((AP/Andrew Harnik))
OK, so now we're forced to ponder Ted Cruz's sexual habits: College roommate on Cruz's opposition to "genital stimulation" — "This would be a new belief of his"
If true, all these allegations of Ted Cruz's sex habits could ruin it for the rest of us
There's been far too much speculation with respect to the love life of creep-in-the-streets-freak-in-the-sheets Ted Cruz.
Adding new fuel to the fire is accomplished B-movie screenwriter and Cruz's freshman year roommate at Princeton, Craig Mazin, who has been anardentcritic of Cruz, especially via his Twitter account, posting fun snippets (e.g. below) for years:
Responding to a recent account of then-Texas solicitor general Cruz's 2004 defense of "a law criminalizing the sale of dildos," Mazin logged on this morning to drop another gem: