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“How hard is it to be f**king normal?”: Larry Wilmore rediscovers Carly Fiorina’s creepiest moment ever

"Look, Carly, say anything you want ... whatever you want to do, just don't..."

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“Nightly Show” host Larry Wilmore last night took a look at the state of the 2016 primary, or, as he calls it, the effort to “de-negro-fy the White House.”

“Trump’s win [in all five Northeast states on Tuesday] means that he’s basically got it locked up,” Wilmore explained. “But Ted Cruz still delusional-y thinks he has a chance.”

Cruz on Wednesday hyped a “special announcement” during which he announced his VP running mate, Carly Fiorina.

“You picked a running mate?” Wilmore said. “You’re not the nominee!”

“At least Carly Fiorina is a serious policy person,” he conceded. “She can balance out Ted Cruz’s creepiness.”

Then, of course, he rolled the clip of Fiorina singing to Cruz’s daughters in a dead-quiet auditorium.

“How hard is it to be fucking normal?” he added. “Look, Carly, say anything you want … whatever you want to do, just don’t sing like a creepy young girl from a horror movie, O.K.?”

Watch the full segment below:

By Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.


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